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I sometimes feel like a little dog. Everyone else is bigger than me. But I know how to make up for it. I can bark. And I'm really strong. And I never flinch when I feel pain. Still, I wish I was a Lab sometimes...

I pride myself on keeping in shape. I can't stand fat bulldogs -- it's a disgrace to the breed. As far as eating, I have a simple philosophy -- eat everything you can as fast as you can. Don't waste any time. And never be above begging -- it's a tremendous ability dogs have. But then you better be sure to get in plenty of exercise.

I appreciate a nice break now and then. Lounging on the bed is my favorite way to relax. Floors can be tough on dogs -- tile, hardwood -- sheesh. Give your pet a break. They'll appreciate it.

There is much I could teach you, grasshopper. But please, don't call me "Yoda..."

My favoritie toy. I never get tired of it...

Gettin' better lookin' every day...

Can we go out now? Please? Anywhere? Maybe the orthodontist...

Basically I'm just a happy dog. I've got a great master, a warm house, plenty of food, great friends... Yep, life's been good.

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